Perks of being a freelancer include having a flexible work schedule and unlimited allowable hours for procrastination. But no matter how much enjoyable these perks are, my sleeping habits always suffer. I sleep at 4am and get up at 11:30am (I rarely eat breakfast). I can’t help it. My scumbag brain won’t let me sleep early. My right side of my brain is nocturnal and it only releases its creative juices at night.
And this Wednesday, I’ll be starting a new day job and I need to wake up at 5am…E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y. Help?
I hate my unhealthy sleeping habits. I’m getting headaches and I’m already growing a massive pimple on my right cheek that makes me look like Jason Schwartzman. And I don’t know, I think I’m also shrinking by a few centimeters.
I have to do something with my sleeping pattern. I should start now. Oh wait, it’s already 1:33 am. F$*%&*$#(&%$*^)#(