Go to Sleep, Brain

Perks of being a freelancer include having a flexible work schedule and unlimited allowable hours for procrastination.  But no matter how much enjoyable these perks are, my sleeping habits always suffer.  I sleep at 4am and get up at 11:30am (I rarely eat breakfast). I can’t help it.  My scumbag brain won’t let me sleep early. My right side of my brain is nocturnal and it only releases its creative juices at night.

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And this Wednesday, I’ll be starting a new day job and I need to wake up at 5am…E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y.  Help?

I hate my unhealthy sleeping habits.  I’m getting headaches and I’m already growing a massive pimple on my right cheek that makes me look like Jason Schwartzman.  And I don’t know, I think I’m also shrinking by a few centimeters.

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I have to do something with my sleeping pattern.  I should start now.  Oh wait, it’s already 1:33 am.  F$*%&*$#(&%$*^)#(

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